February 19, 2019
Last night (February 18th), a group of seven Epsteiners embraced their inner Thor, or maybe more appropriately for this crew, Loki, with a team building event at Ragnarok Axe Throwing located at 410 S Michigan Ave Suite 821. This particular Magnificent Seven are all mentors taking part in the year round ACE Mentor Chicago program and last night was an opportunity to, along with three fellow mentors from LendLease, to have a little fun throwing axes.
The Viking Epsteiners present included:
Samantha Arkitek-Thor Schneider
Ilyssa Thoretta the Grumpy Kaserman
Jake Jake the Great* Effinger
Jeffrey Jeff the Greater McQuiston
Matt Matthias Helfenbein
Alexus Lex Davis
Katie THE BULGE Bolger
* FYI, after Jeff took The Greater moniker, Jake was re-branded as Jake the Greatest. Well played Jake, well played.
Fear not, no one suffered a severe flesh wound at the event and Matt, sorry, Matthias clearly clobbered the competition, knocking all the other mentors out of lives¦beating every single opponent time after time. Although, if anyone was close to severing an appendage or causing some serious structural damage, it was,Thoretta the Grumpy - who should most definitely thank her lucky stars she wasnt born during the era of Vikings!